While the rest of the average folks in America press to keep a roof over their heads, healthcare for their children and a decent meal on the table; government observers and pundits are clamoring over the DANCE that America does with CHINA!  There seems to be growing concern over China's ability to keep us all at their manufacturing "feet".  The hysteria rests in China's currency and its floating value which allows it to beat most economies to the "punch" and out-do us and others causing America to cut jobs and opt to import so many goods made in China!!  it reminds me of trying to learn Chinese Checkers and Chinese Jump-Rope!  Although I can't qualify if either of them exists; I will say that me and my front stoop friends attempted to conquer the "beast" on a number of occasions.  The trickiest thing about the rope was that it was NOT a rope, but literally a set of large rubber bands that wrapped around two sets of opposing ankles leaving you with slightly clotted calves after a spell. And then the whole jumping in and out "thing" was more performance and science than mere hopping in and up and down as was the United States custom.  Not to mention the whole geometric thing that came with Chinese Checkers!  Hey maybe I'm on to something!  CHINESE games were more MATH and SCIENCE, Empirical with research implications...yeah this was all a socialist, communist trick to get kids to jump through all kinds of HOOPS to mind control us all into believing that if it's MADE IN CHINA, it's BETTER!!!  Wow talk about Jedi-mind-trickiest...seriously though; I'll bet that some lame conspiracy theorists is about to RUN off with this and start a whole DECONSTRUCTION research project in hopes of undermining the CHINESE government and return the United States of America to WORLD DOMINANCE!!! Da-Da-Da!!!!!!


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